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Dating is a whole different ball game when you're too young. People say, "Oh, enjoy being young and carefree!" But honestly, I feel like I'm navigating through a dating app minefield. Every profile is like, "I love long walks on the beach and discussing existential philosophy." And I'm just here like, "I love Netflix and not knowing what I want for dinner." And then there's the pressure to settle down. My grandma keeps asking, "When are you going to find a nice boy and settle down?" I'm like, "Grandma, I can't even commit to a Netflix series. How am I supposed to commit to a life partner?
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You know you're too young when you get excited about a new kitchen appliance. I recently bought a blender, and I swear it's changed my life. I'm over here blending everything – smoothies, soups, my hopes and dreams. I'm just waiting for the day I accidentally hit the wrong button and end up with a liquid version of my credit card. But seriously, I feel like an adulting imposter. My mom calls and asks, "Did you pay your bills?" And I'm like, "Bills? I thought adulting meant unlimited candy and no bedtime.
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Being too young means dealing with technology that ages faster than fine wine. My phone's always like, "Update available. Your phone will be 10% faster." Lies! The only thing faster is my frustration when the update takes forever. And don't even get me started on social media. People say, "You're so young; you must be a social media guru!" No, I'm just really good at scrolling past my responsibilities. My phone is basically a high-tech avoidance device.
So, here I am, too young for some things, too old for others, and just the right age for a midlife crisis at 25. Cheers to adulting!
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You ever get that feeling that you're just too young for certain things? Like, I tried joining a "young professionals" group the other day. They handed me a pamphlet and said, "Welcome to the club!" I'm looking around like, "Am I in the right place, or did I accidentally stumble into the PTA meeting?" I mean, I get it, I'm in my twenties, and I should be all ambitious and professional. But let's be real, my idea of networking is choosing the right filter for my Instagram pics. And when they start talking about investments and stocks, I'm thinking, "Can I invest in a nap? Because that sounds like a solid return on investment to me.
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