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Why did the grape stop rolling? Because it was too young to 'wine' about life's troubles.
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Why did the painter go to jail? Because he was too young to draw a conclusion.
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I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. It was too young to be practical.
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Why was the bicycle lying on the ground? It was too young to stand on its own two wheels.
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Why was the smartphone asked for ID? It was too young to enter the app store.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field, too young to grasp the concept of awards.
Age Discrimination at the Playground
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I went to the playground the other day, and the kids kicked me out. They said, You're too young to play here. I tried explaining that I'm just trying to escape adulthood, but they wouldn't listen. I guess even on the swings, age discrimination is a thing.
My ID Lies, I Swear
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I get carded everywhere I go. Even my ID looks at me like, Are you sure you're allowed in here? I told the bouncer, Listen, my ID might say I'm too young, but my back pain and love for early bedtimes say otherwise.
I'm Too Young to Adult
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I recently had to adult, and let me tell you, it's overrated. They say I'm too young to understand the struggles, but trust me, trying to assemble IKEA furniture with just a vague sense of confidence is a struggle at any age.
Youthful Wisdom
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People tell me I'm too young to give advice. I told them, Well, my advice is like fine wine – you don't appreciate it until you've aged a bit. So, bookmark it for later, when you realize I was right all along.
The Fountain of Youth Is Just a Fountain
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I told someone I found the fountain of youth. They looked at me skeptically and said, You're too young to find the fountain of youth. I said, Well, it turns out the fountain of youth is just a water fountain at the gym. I'm hydrating my way to immortality.
Back in My Day...Wait, I Can't Say That
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People say I'm too young to reminisce about the good old days. Well, the other day, I found a floppy disk and tried to save my Instagram photos on it. Let's just say, I'm too young to understand how those things work.
Age Is Just a Number
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You know, people always say I'm too young for certain things. But hey, I've been aging like fine wine – you leave me in a dark room for a while, and I'll come out tasting even better. Who needs to be old and wise when you can be young and make questionable life choices?
Growing Up Too Fast
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They say I'm growing up too fast. I told my mom, It's not me; it's the Wi-Fi. It's so fast; it's aging me in double time. By the time it takes to load a webpage, I've already developed a receding hairline and a mortgage.
Too Young for Wisdom Teeth, Too Old for TikTok
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I got my wisdom teeth removed recently. They say it's a rite of passage into adulthood. Well, I must be doing something wrong because I still can't figure out my taxes. But hey, at least I'm too young for dentures and too old to understand TikTok dances.
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