8 Jokes For Too Young

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Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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I asked my nephew if he knew why the math book looked sad. He said, 'No.' I replied, 'Because it had too many problems, just like you.
I told my little cousin a joke about construction. They laughed and said, 'That's too young to be a real joke.
Why was the tree always a good listener? Because it was too young to leaf anyone hanging.
I told my niece a joke about oxygen and potassium. She laughed and said, 'OK'. I replied, 'You're too young to get chemistry jokes.
My younger sibling said they wanted to be an astronaut. I asked why. They said, 'I want to visit the sun.' I replied, 'But it's too young, you might get burnt.
Why did the clock go to school? It wanted to become 'toot-orial' but was too young for the class.
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants too young for it.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the ketchup, and it was too young to be saucey.

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