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Kids today will never understand the struggle of having to sit through an entire movie just to find out who the actor was. Now they just whip out their phones and IMDb it. Back in my day, we had to wait for the credits and play detective.
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I overheard a teenager talking about "retro" fashion and how cool it is. I wanted to join in, so I proudly showed them my collection of slap bracelets and Hypercolor T-shirts. They looked at me like I was raiding a museum.
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I realized I'm not as young as I used to be when I tried to impress someone with my knowledge of technology. I confidently explained how I used to rewind cassette tapes with a pencil, and they just stared at me like I was a wizard from the Middle Ages.
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My friend's toddler can navigate a tablet better than I can, but I have the upper hand when it comes to finding things in the real world. I mean, have you ever seen a two-year-old try to locate their own shoes? It's like a quest for hidden treasure.
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I tried to teach my little cousin how to use a rotary phone, and he stared at it like it was an alien artifact. He asked, "Where's the touch screen?" I said, "There is no touch screen. You've got to use a thing called 'finger strength.'
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Being too young means you grew up with smartphones as a given. My niece asked me what life was like before smartphones, and I said, "Well, we used to actually remember phone numbers, and if we got lost, we had to rely on something called a map... it was like ancient Google, but made of paper.
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You know you're no longer the youngest person in the room when you have to explain to someone what a floppy disk is. I showed it to my cousin, and he thought I was holding the save icon from Microsoft Word in physical form.
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You know you're getting old when you bend down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. Meanwhile, my nephew is so young, he thinks bending down is just a new dance move!
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My niece asked me if I ever had to write a letter without emojis. I told her, "Sweetie, back in my day, we had to express our emotions with words. It was like trying to decode hieroglyphics, but with a lot more effort.
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