7 Jokes For Thinner

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Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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I started a support group for people who want to lose weight. It's called 'Heavyweights for Thin Thoughts.
Why did the bicycle go on a diet? It wanted to be two-tired of being too thin!
Why did the bread apply for a job? It wanted to be part of a fulfilling career, not just a thin slice of life!
Why did the river go on a diet? It wanted to have a stream-lined appearance!
Why did the dieting computer go on a thinner diet? It wanted to lose some bytes!
My friend told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I gave them a hug – turns out, they were a bit too thin to notice!
My fitness resolution is like a photo on Instagram – it keeps getting thinner every day!

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