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Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? It wanted to be outstanding in its field without being too thin!
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Why did the smartphone break up with its case? It wanted a thinner connection.
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I joined a gym to get thinner. Apparently, it's called a gym because 'thigh' was taken!
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Why did the belt break up with the pants? It couldn't hold on any longer; they needed a thinner relationship.
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Why did the slim notebook go to therapy? It had too many emotional attachments!
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So, I decided to try out this new diet. The only thing getting thinner was my patience for kale.
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I tried these 'magic' pills to make me thinner. They worked! Now my wallet's thinner, my patience is thinner, and my chances of believing in quick fixes? Thinner than ever!
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I decided to try a new workout routine. So far, the only thing getting thinner is my wallet, and my sweatpants—because they haven't been used!
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I bought a book on losing weight. Turns out, it was about how to make your wallet thinner by buying gym memberships!
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I thought about running a marathon. But then I realized that the only thing I'd be running thinner is my motivation!
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I tried a trendy new diet where you only eat when you're hungry. Let's just say my hunger for snacks is getting thinner by the minute—unfortunately, so is my patience!
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They say stress can make you thinner. Well, if that's the case, my to-do list should have me looking like a supermodel by now!
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I've been hitting the gym lately. The only thing getting thinner is my excuse book for not going.
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I heard about this 'miracle' weight-loss gadget. It's fantastic—it makes your wallet thinner, your hopes higher, and your waist? Well, let's just say it's a work in progress!
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