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You ever notice how your patience gets thinner as the line at the coffee shop gets longer? By the time I get to the counter, I'm one latte away from a full-blown existential crisis.
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My phone is getting thinner with every new model. I can't wait for the day I accidentally drop it and it disappears into thin air. "Honey, have you seen my iPhone? Oh, it's in another dimension now.
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My to-do list is so thin, it's practically invisible. Not because I've completed everything, but because I've become an expert at ignoring it. Out of sight, out of mind, right?
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I recently bought a wallet that's so thin, I can only carry two cards and a receipt from 2005. It's less of a wallet and more of a financial motivational speaker – encouraging me to spend wisely.
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I joined a yoga class hoping to get thinner. Turns out, I'm great at the "lying down and contemplating life" pose. I call it "savasana with a side of existential crisis.
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I tried to cook a healthier version of my favorite dish by using a thinner layer of cheese. Let's just say, if there's an award for the saddest lasagna, I'd win it.
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Have you ever noticed how pens get thinner as they run out of ink? It's like they're going on a diet, desperately trying to squeeze into that last sentence.
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Ever notice how the amount of chocolate in a candy bar gets thinner every year? It's like they're playing hide-and-seek with cocoa, and I'm always the one seeking.
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I got a fitness tracker that claims to make me thinner. All it's done so far is remind me how lazy I am. It should come with a motivational speaker saying, "Get up, you're not a pancake!
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