7 Jokes For Thinner

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Updated on: Jul 01 2025

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I tried to lift my spirits, but they were on a diet – now they're lighter than ever!
I tried to be a stand-up comedian, but the stage said I needed a thinner act!
I told my computer I wanted a faster processor. Now it's on a thinner schedule!
I asked my scale for relationship advice. It said, 'Sometimes, you just have to let things weigh less.
I tried to lose weight by thinking thin, but it didn't work. Apparently, thoughts alone don't make you any lighter!
I told my refrigerator I wanted a thinner figure. Now it only shows salad options!
I tried to make a pencil thinner, but it was pointless!

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