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Foodie's Lament
Balancing the love for food with the desire to be thinner
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I started a diet where I only eat in front of a mirror. You'd be surprised how much you lose your appetite when you have to witness the shame in your own eyes as you devour that third donut.
Fashionably Fit
The struggle of finding stylish clothes while trying to lose weight
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I bought a pair of jeans a size too small, thinking it would motivate me. Now, they just mock me from the closet. It's like having a denim-based nemesis. I call them my "jean-emies.
Gym Adventures
The awkwardness of working out and the questionable effectiveness of exercise routines
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I tried a new workout routine, but I think the only thing I toned was my ability to come up with creative excuses to avoid going back to the gym. "Oh, I can't make it tonight, my cat is having an existential crisis.
Slimming Down Stress
Dealing with the pressure to lose weight
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My doctor told me to watch what I eat. I tried to watch my food, but it's sneaky. I looked away for a second, and suddenly my salad turned into a burger. I swear, it's the David Blaine of diets.
Social Media Slimming
The pressure to look good on social media
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They say the camera adds ten pounds. I'm starting to suspect I have about twenty cameras pointed at me at all times. It's like, "Can I get a filter that also filters out calories? No? Okay, I'll just stick to the one that makes my face look like a fuzzy kitten.
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