7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About things

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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to understand.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field of lies.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, even excuses!

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