7 Jokes About Things

One Liners

Updated on: Dec 08 2024

Sort By:

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a mirror.

Why did the math book look happy? It finally solved its problems.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Topic of the day

Jan 19 2025

0
Total Topics

0
Added Today