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Airport Security Officer
Dealing with travelers and their strange explanations for prohibited items
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A lady claimed her shampoo bottle was "vintage" and shouldn't be discarded. It expired in 2008. I mean, I appreciate nostalgia, but shampoo should not age like fine wine.
Professional Organizer
Dealing with clients' clutter and odd attachment to items
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A person couldn't let go of their old TV guide magazines. They claimed, "They're like a time machine!" Sure, if you want to time travel to last week's reruns.
Lost and Found Attendant
Dealing with absurd lost items and confused customers
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A lady came in demanding we locate her lost time. I said, "Well, ma'am, time flies when you're having fun, but it doesn't always leave a forwarding address.
Pet Store Employee
Managing eccentric pet owners and their demands
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A guy requested a pet that's "independent like a cat but loyal like a dog." I said, "Sure, we've got an aloof golden retriever or a clingy Siamese cat, take your pick.
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