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Terry's Séance Mishaps
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Terry hosted a séance last week. It was going well until the ghost of someone's ex showed up. That ghost didn't want closure; they just wanted revenge for being ghosted!
Terry's Ghostly Dilemma
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Terry's in a dilemma now. He thinks he accidentally ghosted a ghost. Now he's worried about double haunting. Imagine a ghost ignoring another ghost... that's a spectral cold shoulder.
Terry's Haunted House Experience
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Terry wanted to live in a haunted house because he thought it would be thrilling. Turns out, it's just like living with roommates who don't pay rent. The only difference is that these roommates slam doors at 3 AM and blame it on some mysterious draft.
Terry the Ghost Whisperer
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You know, I have a friend named Terry who claims he's a ghost whisperer. He's like the tech support for the afterlife. But honestly, if ghosts really start whispering to him, I'd be more concerned about what they're gossiping about than the fact that they exist.
Terry's Paranormal Pranks
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Terry loves playing pranks with ghosts. He convinced me that my house was haunted. I was so scared until I found out it was just Terry in a bedsheet trying to make ghost noises. Well, at least now I know who to blame for my lack of sleep.
Terry's Ghostly Cuisine
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Terry thinks he can cook with ghostly guidance. He said spirits make the best soufflés. But honestly, if there's any kitchen where the phrase too many cooks spoil the broth applies, it's when there are ghostly chefs involved.
Terry's Ghostly Love Advice
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Terry gives relationship advice to ghosts. He's like the Dr. Phil of the afterlife. His first tip? If they ghost you, just haunt their Netflix account. That'll teach 'em!
Terry's Ghostly Bucket List
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Terry's planning his bucket list for the afterlife. Top of the list? Sneak into Area 51 as a ghost. Good luck with that, Terry. Even ghosts might need a security clearance for that one!
Terry's Ghostly Therapy
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Terry's attempting ghost therapy now. Yeah, he's trying to help ghosts resolve their issues. I think he's making progress; I overheard one ghost say, I've been haunting this place for centuries, but Terry made me realize I should really move on... to haunting a better neighborhood.
Terry's Ghostly Gadgets
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Terry's obsessed with ghost hunting gadgets. He's got this spirit box that apparently captures voices from the other side. I think it's just picking up radio signals. Last night, a ghostly voice said, You're listening to 'Spectral FM,' where the hits never die!
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