8 Jokes For Terry

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Updated on: Jan 15 2025

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How does Terry make a tissue dance? He puts a little boogie in it!
Why did Terry take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept!
Why did Terry bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
How did Terry feel after running a marathon? Wheely tired!
Why did Terry bring a spoon to the movie theater? For butter or for worse!
How does Terry fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste!
Why did Terry refuse to play cards with the ocean? It was full of sharks!
Why did Terry take a clock to the dentist? To get a tooth-hurty!

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