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Terry the Flight Attendant
Dealing with demanding passengers
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People treat airplane restrooms like crime scenes. I told a passenger, "If you can't figure out how to lock the door, maybe you shouldn't be operating the overhead oxygen mask in an emergency either.
Terry the Barista
Navigating complicated coffee orders
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Had a customer ask for a decaf, sugar-free, non-dairy, gluten-free latte. I told her, "Ma'am, I can give you a cup of air, and it'll be about the same thing.
Terry the Personal Trainer
Dealing with clients who love carbs more than crunches
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My favorite clients are the ones who try to negotiate their workout routine. "Can I trade ten push-ups for a cookie?" Sorry, buddy, this isn't a fitness flea market.
Terry the Traffic Cop
Dealing with drivers who think they're above the law
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I pulled someone over for speeding, and they said, "I was just trying to keep up with the flow of traffic." I replied, "Sir, you are the flow of traffic. You're like a one-car parade.
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