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Have you ever borrowed something from Terry? It's like entering into a sacred pact. You can borrow his lawnmower, but you better return it in better condition than when you got it. Terry's lawnmower has a higher maintenance routine than my relationships.
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Why is it that when someone says, "I have a friend named Terry," you immediately picture someone wearing socks with sandals and giving unsolicited advice on gardening? Sorry, Terry, it's just the name association game.
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Terry is that friend who's constantly saying, "I'll be there in five minutes." But in Terry time, that translates to "I just started putting on my socks.
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Have you ever noticed how there's always a Terry in every office? The guy who brings Tupperware to work, but you never actually see him eat? It's like he's running a secret food storage operation under his desk.
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Terry is the guy who's always prepared for any situation. Need a pen? Terry's got three. Wi-Fi acting up? Terry has a pocket router, just in case. It's like he's living in a perpetual state of "What if?
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You know you're adulting when you start appreciating Terry's advice on the best stain removers. Terry's like a stain superhero, swooping in with his knowledge and a bottle of magical potion that erases spaghetti sauce mishaps.
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Terry, the unsung hero of social gatherings. He's the guy who brings the perfect playlist, disappears for a bit, and suddenly the party is ten times better. We never see him DJ, but we all know it's him.
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I imagine Terry at a supermarket, meticulously comparing the nutrition facts of different oatmeal brands. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to decide between instant regret and steel-cut confusion.
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You ever notice how every Terry has a signature catchphrase? Like, "Oh, Terry, you're such a card." And he's probably thinking, "I'm not a card; I'm more like a wild joker in this deck of life.
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