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Living with a ghost isn't all bad, though. Terry's like my own personal alarm system. If someone breaks in, they're getting a ghostly surprise. Terry's got this routine – flickering lights, eerie whispers, the whole shebang. I just sit back and watch the intruders run for their lives. It's like having a security system, but with more character. I should start charging admission for this haunted house experience!
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You ever notice how ghosts always get these creepy names like Casper or Edgar? I mean, whatever happened to the friendly ghosts named Terry? Yeah, Terry the Ghost, not exactly striking fear into anyone. Imagine that haunting experience. You're lying in bed, and suddenly you hear, "Boo, I'm Terry!" I'd be like, "Terry, come on, you're killing the vibe here! Can you at least sound a bit menacing?
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Terry is a prankster, I'll give him that. Last night, he thought it would be hilarious to turn on all the faucets in the house. I wake up, and it's like I'm in a ghost waterpark. I slip and slide my way to the kitchen, and there's Terry, floating with a smirk. I'm like, "Terry, if I wanted a wet and wild morning, I'd go to a water park, not my own bathroom!
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So, Terry the Ghost has some quirky habits. I catch him rearranging my furniture. I wake up, and my couch is on the ceiling. I'm like, "Terry, what are you doing, trying to confuse the other ghosts?" And then he insists on hiding my keys. Ghosts and keys – classic combo, right? Now, every morning, it's like a supernatural scavenger hunt. I'm half expecting to find them in the refrigerator next.
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