7 Jokes For Stalk

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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I asked my neighbor if he was a plant enthusiast. He said no, but I think he was just trying to 'leaf' out the fact that he's a tree stalker!
Why did the potato get a restraining order? It couldn't tolerate being mashed in a 'stalk'-er situation!
Why did the pea feel uncomfortable at the party? It was being constantly 'pea'-stered by a stalker bean!
I invited my friends to my garden, but they said it was too 'stalk'-y for their taste. Guess I'll need new friends with better 'soil'!
Why did the farmer become a detective? He wanted to solve the mystery of the missing stalks!
I tried to flirt with a sunflower, but it just kept turning away. Guess I'm in a 'stalk'-ing rejection situation!
Why did the grape break up with the grapevine? It couldn't handle the constant 'stalk'-ing on social vine-dia!

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