6 Jokes For Stalk

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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I'm on a diet. I've cut out all carbs, especially the stalker-bread!

What do you call a detective vegetable? A 'stalk'er!

Why did the broccoli go to therapy? It had too many 'stalk'-ing issues!

My garden has a strict no-stalking policy. The plants prefer to keep things 'root'-ine!

I used to be a scarecrow. Then I got a promotion - now I'm a 'stalk' broker!

I wanted to become a gardener, but I was afraid of commitment. Too much 'stalk'-ing involved!

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