5 Jokes For Stalk

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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Supermarket Stalker

When grocery shopping turns into a covert mission.
I thought I saw my ex at the supermarket, so I ducked behind the cereal boxes. Turns out it was just a cardboard cutout promoting a sale. I still bought the cereal, though.

Fitness Class Stalker

When your workout routine becomes more about watching others than actually exercising.
I've been attending yoga classes just to see if the instructor can fold themselves into a pretzel. Spoiler alert: They can.

Neighbor Stalker

When you accidentally know more about your neighbor's life than your own.
My neighbor has a new pet rabbit. I don't know its name, but I do know it likes kale and has a favorite corner in the living room. I might be one with the rabbits soon.

Social Media Stalker

When stalking goes digital, and "follow" has a whole new meaning.
I've become such a good online detective that even the FBI sent me a friend request.

Job Interview Stalker

When researching the company turns into investigating the entire staff.
I went deep into the company's social media. I even know what the CEO had for breakfast last Tuesday. It's weirdly comforting to know we both enjoy avocado toast.

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