5 Someone Having Surgery Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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I had surgery to become more optimistic. Now I see the glass as half full... of painkillers.

I asked my surgeon if he could make me look like a movie star. Now I look like a star from a horror film!

I had surgery to become more punctual. Now I'm early for everything, especially my medical bills!

I asked the surgeon if he could add a little zip to my stitches. Now I have a zipper on my abdomen!

My friend told me he was getting surgery to become a musician. I guess he wants to be operated in a different key!

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