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What's a surgeon's favorite type of music? Anything by 'The Cutting Crew.
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Why did the surgeon bring a red pen to the operating room? In case they needed to draw blood!
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Why did the surgeon become a chef? He wanted to learn how to slice and dice in a different way!
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Why did the stomach go to surgery? It wanted to get to the bottom of things!
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Why do surgeons make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are always cutting-edge!
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What's a surgeon's favorite game? Operation. It's the only time they can play without being sued!
Surgical Superhero
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I told the surgeon I wanted a scar that looks like a cool superhero emblem. Now, I have a scar that looks more like a squashed bug, but hey, in my superhero universe, I fought the mighty Paper Cut Man and lived to tell the tale!
Surgical Soundtrack
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They say music heals the soul. Well, during my surgery, the surgeon played their favorite tunes in the operating room. I woke up to the sound of 'Staying Alive' by the Bee Gees. I guess they took the whole CPR thing seriously.
Surgical Selfie
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People are so obsessed with taking selfies nowadays. I had surgery, and I thought, why not take a surgical selfie? But let me tell you, finding a flattering angle with a hospital gown and a hairnet is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
Doctor's Orders
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The doctor told me to take it easy after surgery. So, I went home and binge-watched medical dramas. It's like getting a prescription for a prescription!
Hospital Gourmet
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I recently had surgery, and let me tell you, hospital food is a whole new level of culinary confusion. They call it a menu, but it feels more like a ransom note from a foodie who got lost in the frozen food aisle.
Post-Op Wisdom
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They say wisdom comes with age, but I think it also comes with anesthesia. I woke up from surgery with profound thoughts like, Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Deep stuff, folks.
Anesthesia Amnesia
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After my surgery, the doctor told me they used anesthesia. I must say, it's the only time in my life where I paid a lot of money to be unconscious and woke up feeling like I forgot to save my game.
Operation: Wardrobe Malfunction
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You ever notice how the hospital gowns they give you for surgery are basically just oversized napkins with strings? I felt like I was auditioning for a role in a medical-themed magic show, pulling fabric out of nowhere!
The Surgical Symphony
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You know, having surgery is like being the star of your own little surgical symphony. The surgeon is the conductor, the nurses are the backup dancers, and you? Well, you're the one lying there hoping they all know the steps!
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