5 Someone Having Surgery Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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What did the surgeon say to the patient who wanted a discount? 'I can't make any cuts on the bill.
I told my surgeon I was afraid of going under anesthesia. He told me not to worry, it's just a little thing to sleep on.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on counting backwards from 100 before surgery? 'You're just doing it for the attention.
I told the surgeon I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'Sure, you're ugly too.
I told the surgeon I was allergic to anesthesia. He said, 'Don't worry, I have an alternative – bad jokes.

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