5 Someone Having Surgery Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 16 2025

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The Medical Student

Balancing excitement and the realization that bodies are more than just diagrams
During my first surgery, I accidentally dropped my pen into the open body cavity. I guess you could say I left my mark on the patient.

The Anesthesiologist

Trying to keep patients calm while they're knocked out
I once tried to lighten the mood by whispering jokes to the unconscious patient. Let's just say, sleep laughter is a real thing, but it's not as pleasant as you'd think.

The Surgeon

Balancing precision and a bad sense of humor
Surgeons have a tough job. We have to be serious and focused, but every now and then, I slip a whoopee cushion under the operating table – just to keep things interesting.

The Recovering Patient

The challenges of post-surgery recovery and boredom
I thought I'd get some sympathy points after surgery, but my family just keeps telling me that at least I'll have a cool scar. Yeah, cool until I realize it looks like a smiley face.

The Nervous Patient

Trusting someone with a knife when you're scared of needles
I thought my surgery was going to be a piece of cake, but when I woke up, I found out it was actually a piece of kidney. Go figure.

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