6+ Best Witty Jokes someone going through divorce Jokes

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My friend said his divorce was amicable. I guess that means they were both 'untying the knot' in peace!

Divorce is like algebra. You look at your ex and wonder why things just can't be 'X' anymore!

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!

My ex-wife said she'd change after the divorce. So, I gave her a coin for the vending machine, and she came back with the same old snack!

I started a new band after my divorce. We call ourselves 'The Alimony'. We're always splitting up!

My friend said his divorce was like a storm. But I don't think he expected to be left with just the eye of the hurricane!

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