7+ Best One Liners someone going through divorce Jokes

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I told my ex-wife she should embrace her mistakes. So, she hugged me!

My divorce lawyer called. Turns out, 'I do' is a lot cheaper than 'I don't anymore'!

I asked my friend how his divorce proceedings were going. He said, 'It's costing me an arm and a Legally Blonde DVD collection!

I thought getting a divorce in Las Vegas would be quick and easy. But no, they still wanted to deal me a bad hand!

My divorce was like a garage sale. She got the house, I got rid of a ton of old baggage!

Divorce is just finding the right person to 'disunite' with!

I thought about giving my ex-wife a pencil. But then I remembered, she always had a sharp point!

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