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The Therapist
Unraveling the emotional mess
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Therapists love to say, "Take things one step at a time." I told mine, "Well, the first step is figuring out how to change my relationship status on Facebook without looking like a complete failure.
The Stand-Up Comedian (Self-Deprecating)
Making jokes out of personal pain
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I tried online dating after my divorce. My profile said, "Recently single, looking for someone who can laugh at my jokes and doesn't mind that I have joint custody of a cat." Turns out, even the cat didn't want joint custody.
The Real Estate Agent
Deciding who gets the house
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I told my real estate agent, "Sell the house, but tell the buyers it comes with free emotional baggage. Oh, and the mysterious stains in the carpet? Well, those are just memories we couldn't scrub away.
The Wedding Planner
Navigating the awkward conversations
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I asked my wedding planner friend for advice on getting through a divorce. She said, "Treat it like planning another wedding, but without the expensive dress and the hope for a happily ever after." Thanks, that really cheered me up.
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