7 Jokes For Robert De Niro

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Updated on: Jun 17 2025

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Why did Robert De Niro bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were 'Taxi Driver' tall!
Why did Robert De Niro join the baseball team? He wanted to be a 'Raging Bull'pen pitcher!
How does Robert De Niro take his steak? 'Medium, because you don't wanna 'Heat' it too much!
How does Robert De Niro drink his coffee? Decaf...because you don't want to see him 'Heat'ed up!
Why did Robert De Niro become a tailor? He wanted to 'Stitch' together great performances!
Why did Robert De Niro go to the dentist? He wanted to get a 'Taxi Driver' smile!
Why did Robert De Niro become a chef? He wanted to perfect his 'Raging Bull' sauce!

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