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You know you've made it big when your facial expressions become memes. I mean, Robert De Niro's squinty eyes alone have probably launched a thousand internet debates.
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I've always wondered if Robert De Niro orders coffee at a café and says, "You want to put milk in that? Do ya?" Just to mess with the barista's head.
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Every time I see a movie trailer with Robert De Niro in it, I'm like, "Okay, who's he gonna intimidate this time?" Because let's be honest, even popcorn probably gets nervous around him.
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Imagine being Robert De Niro's therapist. Every session probably starts with, "So, how do you feel today?" and ends with a dramatic monologue about life, punctuated with that classic De Niro stare.
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You ever notice how Robert De Niro's face has more expressions than most people's entire personalities? Seriously, one glance from him, and you've got a whole range from "I'm watching you" to "You talkin' to me?
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You know, if Robert De Niro ever wrote a self-help book, the first chapter would probably be titled, "How to Scare People Without Saying a Word.
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Have you seen the way Robert De Niro sits in interviews? It's like every chair is trying to interrogate him, and he's just waiting for it to make the wrong move.
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It's got to be a challenge for Robert De Niro to play a character who's genuinely happy. I mean, his default mode is "intense," and even a smile looks like it's plotting something.
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I bet Robert De Niro's GPS voice directions are the most intimidating ever. "Make a left turn, or else." And you'd better believe no one would miss their exit.
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