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Robert De Niro as a Barista
Trying to make a perfect cup of coffee
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The real challenge was when customers asked for latte art. He'd try to create a masterpiece in the coffee, but it always ended up looking like a tiny gangster holding an espresso gun. "That's a 'brewtiful' piece of art right there!
Robert De Niro as a Fitness Trainer
Motivating people with his tough love approach
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When someone complains about sore muscles, De Niro's advice is, "Pain is just weakness leaving the body. If you can't handle it, maybe you should try knitting instead of lifting weights. I heard it's a dangerous sport too.
Robert De Niro as a Yoga Instructor
Teaching a yoga class with his signature tough guy persona
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Balancing poses were a nightmare. "I want you to stand on one leg, like you're negotiating with the mob. Don't fall; we don't negotiate with gravity here!
Robert De Niro as a Tech Support Guy
Dealing with customers' technical issues
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When people ask for help with passwords, De Niro would say, "I can help you reset your password, but if you forget it again, I'm gonna have to send someone to break your legs. It's for your own security, trust me.
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