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I asked the zombie if he wanted a piece of gum. He said, 'No, thanks. I've already lost my taste for it.
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I thought about writing a book on rigor mortis, but I figured it wouldn't have much of an ending.
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My friend tried to make a horror movie about rigor mortis. It was a stiff competition!
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I asked the undertaker if he enjoys his job. He said, 'It has its ups and downs, but mostly it's just a dead-end career.
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I told my friend he should be a mortician. He said, 'I'm dying to get into that profession!
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I thought about becoming a mortician, but I couldn't handle the grave responsibilities!
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