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I recently tried meditation to relax, but my mind wandered to weird places. I ended up contemplating whether yoga instructors ever get rigor mortis or if they just gracefully decompose.
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Have you ever noticed that the only time people use the phrase "stiff as a board" is when they're talking about a corpse or that one guy in accounting who takes his job way too seriously? Coincidence? I think not.
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I overheard a conversation about someone being "stiff competition" at work. I couldn't help but wonder if they were talking about their productivity or the impending rigor mortis.
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Dating is a lot like rigor mortis – sometimes you don't realize it's happening until it's too late. Suddenly, you're stuck in this awkward position, unable to escape the situation.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new mattress. Forget memory foam; I want one that prevents rigor mortis. It's the only "sleep number" that matters.
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have you tried curing rigor mortis with a good joke? Spoiler alert: it doesn't work, but at least you'll leave this world with a smile.
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You know you're getting old when you wake up in the morning, and instead of stretching, you're experiencing rigor mortis. I used to do yoga, now I just do the "getting out of bed" pose.
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Ever notice how we always joke about zombies wanting to eat our brains? Maybe they're just trying to prevent rigor mortis – they know what's coming, and they're just ahead of the game.
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I saw a sign at the gym that said, "No pain, no gain." Well, I guess they've never experienced rigor mortis – because that's a whole new level of pain and absolutely no gain.
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