6 Jokes For Rigor Mortis

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Updated on: Mar 05 2025

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Why did the zombie become a gardener? He wanted to grow dead-licious vegetables!

Why don't zombies ever get invited to parties? They always bring down the house!

Why did the zombie join a band? He had a killer sense of rhythm!

What did the zombie bring to the potluck? Finger food!

What do you call a zombie comedian? A deadpan humorist!

Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was dead tired and needed a coffin-syrup!

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