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The Mortician
Dealing with clients who just won't stay still.
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Trying to fix someone's appearance after rigor mortis has set in is like trying to style a mannequin that keeps complaining.
The Ghost
Being invisible and dealing with the awkward situations it creates.
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It's hard to have a dramatic entrance when no one can see you. I tried walking through a wall at a party once – turns out, it's more embarrassing than cool.
The Skeptic Scientist
Trying to explain rigor mortis to a non-scientific audience.
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I told my students, "Rigor mortis is a stiff competition." They groaned, and I thought, "Well, at least someone's getting the concept.
The Zombie
Struggling with the misconceptions about life after death.
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Dating as a zombie is tough. I told my date, "I might not have a heartbeat, but I've got lots of love to give – or at least, I would if I had a heart.
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