7 Jokes For Pushup

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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I told my pushup I needed a break. It replied, 'But I thought we were in this together!
Why did the pushup break up with the burpee? It felt the relationship was too one-sided!
I asked my pushup if it wanted a break. It said, 'Nah, I'm good, just keep pushing!
I tried to impress my crush with pushups, but it turns out love is a much better workout!
My doctor told me I need more exercise. So, I've decided to start pushing my luck and pushing up!
I told my friend I could do one-handed pushups. He said, 'That's impressive!' I said, 'Yeah, especially with both hands.
Why did the pushup go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!

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