7 Jokes For Pushup

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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Why did the pushup go to school? It wanted to get a little more 'uplifting' education!
I used to do pushups every day, but then I found out my bed is much better at it!
Why did the pushup apply for a job? It wanted to get ahead in the fitness industry!
My pushup and I have a love-hate relationship. I love doing them, and they hate me for it!
Why don't pushups ever go to parties? They always get too low!
What's a pushup's favorite game? Hide and sneak a snack!
Why do pushups never win at poker? They always fold!

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