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Push-ups are the only exercise that can make you question your entire existence. I mean, halfway through a set, you're on the floor, sweat dripping, thinking, "Is this really necessary? Can't I just be a couch potato and call it a day?
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Push-ups are like the human version of a reboot. You're on the ground, questioning your life choices, and then you push back up, hoping for a better version of yourself. Spoiler alert: the upgrade is temporary.
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Why do we call them "push-ups" anyway? It should be called "the struggle snuggle with the floor." I mean, it's less intimidating and more accurate.
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Push-ups make you realize how much you take gravity for granted. Going down? Sure, gravity's got your back. Coming up? Gravity suddenly becomes your personal trainer, adding resistance just for fun.
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You ever notice how push-ups are like the overachievers of the exercise world? I mean, they involve your whole body, and suddenly you're on a first-name basis with muscles you didn't even know existed. It's like the push-up is trying to introduce you to the entire cast of your own body.
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You know you're an adult when you do push-ups, and the only thing that pops is not your muscles but your back. Suddenly, you're not getting fit; you're just auditioning for the role of the guy who groans every time he stands up.
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You know you're out of shape when your favorite type of push-up is the "push away from the dining table." That's the kind of exercise I can commit to daily!
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Have you ever noticed that the first push-up is always the easiest? It's like your body is saying, "Yeah, we can do this!" And then by the fifth one, your arms are screaming, "Abort mission! We weren't built for this!
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The most common thought during a set of push-ups is not about fitness; it's about the proximity of the floor. You start wondering if maybe the floor is your new best friend because you're about to spend a lot of time together.
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