7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For stole my heart

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I fell in love with a locksmith, but they couldn't unlock my heart. Then someone stole it, and now I'm open to love!

Why did the banker break up with the vault? It stole my heart, but I needed a love that wasn't so guarded!

I used to be a tailor, but I couldn't mend my broken heart. Then someone stole it, and now I'm stitched up in love!

Why did the chef break up with the spice rack? It stole my heart, but I needed a love that wasn't so seasoned!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Then someone stole my heart, and now I'm rolling in it!

I used to be a gardener, but then I met a flower. It stole my heart, and now I'm just a blooming romantic!

Why did the musician break up with the piano? It stole my heart, but I needed a relationship with more harmony!

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