5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For stole my heart

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Cupid accidentally shot me with an arrow, but I think he missed my heart.

I told Cupid he missed my heart, and he said, "Well, I've been working from home lately, the Wi-Fi in the heavens is a bit wonky.

Fell in love at first sight, but my credit card wasn't prepared for the commitment.

I told my credit card, "Love is priceless," and it replied, "Yeah, but dinner isn't. Pay up!

My heart got sold on the black market, and now I'm in a bidding war to get it back.

The bidding war got so heated that Jeff Bezos joined in. Now, Amazon Prime delivers hearts in two days or less.

I stayed at Heartbreak Hotel, but they only had heart-shaped beds.

I asked for a room with a broken heart jacuzzi, but they said they only had heartwarming ones. Apparently, heartbreak is not on their amenity list.

Someone stole my heart, but they forgot to leave a note.

The thief stole my heart, but they left my liver and kidneys. I guess they had a specific organ preference.

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