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I fell in love with a comedian, but it was always a joke. They stole my heart, but our relationship was just for laughs!
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Why did the scientist break up with the microscope? It stole my heart, but I needed a love that could see the bigger picture!
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I used to be a librarian, but I couldn't find the right story. Then someone stole my heart, and now I'm living a fairy tale!
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I fell in love with a baker, but it didn't last. They stole my heart, but our relationship was half-baked!
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Why did the painter break up with the canvas? It stole my heart, but I needed a love that wasn't so abstract!
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I fell in love with a chef, but it didn't work out. They stole my heart, but our relationship was too spicy for me to handle!
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Why did the bicycle go to the doctor? It stole my heart and left me breathless!
Love Robbery
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You ever been in love? I recently had my heart stolen. Not in the romantic way, more like someone swiped my credit card and went on a shopping spree. Love is expensive, folks!
Romantic Robbery
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I always thought love was grand theft auto, but it turns out, it's more like grand theft of my heart. If only there was a love police to catch these romantic criminals.
The Love Larceny
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I tried online dating, and all I got was my heart stolen. I should've known better. Next time I'll stick to safer websites, like those ones that promise to make Nigerian princes my pen pals.
Heart Heist
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I thought I found the one. Turns out, they were just the one to run away with my heart! If only relationships came with insurance, I'd be filing a claim right now.
Heart Burglar Alarm
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I need to invest in a heart burglar alarm. You know, one of those loud ones that goes off whenever someone tries to walk away with your emotions. Maybe throw in some flashing lights for dramatic effect.
Emotional Identity Theft
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They say you should guard your heart, but no one told me to put a PIN on it. Now someone's out there charging dinners and movie nights to my emotional credit.
Heartache Insurance
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I'm thinking of getting heartache insurance. You know, a policy that covers you in case your heart gets stolen or damaged. I wonder if Geico has a 15 minutes could save you 15 broken hearts deal.
Swipe Left on Love Crime
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Tinder is like a virtual crime scene for hearts. You swipe right, and suddenly, someone's making off with your emotions. It's like love, but with extra identity theft.
Heartbreak Bandit
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They say love is a battlefield. Well, my heart feels like a crime scene. I think I've got a serial heartbreaker on the loose. I should probably put up Wanted posters.
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