6+ Best One Liners Jokes For stole my heart

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Why did the gardener break up with the soil? It stole my heart, but our love was too grounded!

I used to be a fisherman, but I couldn't catch the right one. Then someone stole my heart, and now I'm hooked on love!

Why did the astronaut break up with the moon? It stole my heart, but our long-distance relationship was too astronomical!

Why did the card player break up with the deck of cards? They stole my heart, but I needed a better hand in love!

Why did the mathematician break up with the calculator? It stole my heart, but our love was too one-sided!

I fell in love with a calendar, but it was just a date. It stole my heart, but our relationship was too short-lived!

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