6 Jokes For Selfish

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Updated on: Jan 01 2025

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Why did the selfish chef refuse to share any recipes? He said, 'It's my secret sauce-ery.
I invited my selfish friend to a picnic, but he only brought a mirror. He said, 'I only eat things that reflect my tastes.
Why did the selfish singer refuse a duet? He said, 'I only do solo hits.
I asked my selfish friend to lend me a book. He handed me a mirror and said, 'Read about someone who matters.
Why did the selfish comedian start a one-person show? Because he couldn't stand sharing the spotlight.
I asked the selfish mathematician for a hand, but he said, 'I only deal with number one.

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