5 Jokes For Selfish

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 01 2025

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The Selfish Sibling

Always taking the last slice of pizza
They're so selfish, when they play Monopoly, they demand all the properties. Even Baltic Avenue becomes their personal beachfront property!

The Selfish Roommate

Never contributing to household chores
They're the kind of person who would bring a vacuum to a party, not to clean up, but to claim it's their "+1 guest.

The Selfish Partner

Always monopolizing the TV remote
Asking to change the channel is like asking for a peace treaty in their eyes—completely out of the question!

The Selfish Driver

Refusing to let anyone merge in traffic
They'd take an alternate route through a cornfield if it meant avoiding giving someone else the right of way!

The Selfish Coworker

Always taking credit for others' work
They're like a human sponge, absorbing praise and wringing out any mention of others' contributions!

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