7 Jokes For Selfish

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Updated on: Jan 01 2025

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I tried to share my umbrella with a selfish person, but he said, 'No thanks, I prefer to make it rain alone.
Why don't selfish people ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're the only one who matters.
I told my friend a joke about selfishness, but he didn't laugh. He said, 'Why should I find your jokes amusing?
I asked the selfish bee for some honey, but it said, 'Buzz off, I'm keeping it all for myself.
I used to play piano by ear, but then I got a selfish one that only played for itself.
I told my selfish friend a joke about generosity. He said, 'I don't get it, why would anyone share a good joke?
I told my selfish friend a joke, but he didn't get it. He said, 'I don't find anything funny unless it's about me.

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