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You ever notice how parking spaces and selfish people have something in common? They both want to take up way more space than they actually need!
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Have you ever tried to have a conversation with a selfish person? It's like playing a game of tennis with someone who refuses to give you a racket. Good luck getting a word in!
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You know, it's funny how some people treat the world like it's their own personal stage. They're not just the main character; they're the entire cast, crew, and audience!
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Selfishness is like that person who hogs the armrest on a plane. You're stuck with less space than you paid for, and they act like it's their divine right to spread out!
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Ever notice how selfish people have a selective memory? They remember every favor they've done for you but suddenly develop amnesia when it's their turn to help out.
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You know you're dealing with a selfish person when they treat apologies like limited edition sneakers. Rarely given, highly sought after, and often overpriced.
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Selfish people and WiFi signals have something in common. They both have a limited range but expect everyone else to bend over backward to accommodate them.
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You ever lend something to a selfish person? Good luck seeing it again! It's like sending your belongings on a one-way trip to the Bermuda Triangle.
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Selfishness is like that one person who takes the last slice of pizza at a party and then looks around innocently, as if the box magically refills itself.
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