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Why did the selfie break up with the selfish person? It wanted someone who could focus on 'us-ies' too.
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Why did the selfish smartphone refuse to share its apps? It said, 'I'm not appy about sharing.
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Why did the selfish computer break up with its keyboard? It just couldn't share its space anymore.
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My selfish friend told me he only makes flatbreads. I guess you could say he's really knead-y.
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Why did the selfish gardener plant a light bulb? He wanted to grow a power plant just for himself.
Selfish Shopping Cart
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Ever been to the grocery store and come across that person who abandons their cart in the middle of the aisle while they go shopping elsewhere? That’s the selfish shopping cart operator. It’s like a real-life game of dodging carts while trying to reach the milk!
The Selfish Snacker
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I’ve got this friend, nice guy, but when it comes to sharing snacks, he turns into the king of selfishness. He's like, I'd offer you some chips, but sharing is caring, and I don’t care! I mean, who knew a bag of chips could bring out someone's inner Scrooge?
The Selfish Survivalist
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You know, I heard about this guy who calls himself a survivalist. He’s so selfish, though. He’s got a bunker stocked with supplies to last a century, but guess what? He won’t even share the Wi-Fi password! I mean, come on, buddy, at least let us watch cat videos while the world ends!
Selfish Sneezer
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There’s always that one person who sneezes without covering their mouth. It's like they’re on a mission to share their germs with the world. It's not just a sneeze; it's a selfish dispersal of airborne particles! Come on, folks, we all learned the basics in kindergarten – cover your mouth when you sneeze!
The Selfish Speaker
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Have you ever been to a meeting where there's that one person who thinks the sound of their voice is the most beautiful melody? Yeah, the selfish speaker – they don’t just want the floor; they want to build a mansion on it! We're here for a meeting, not a monologue!
Selfish Seating
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Ever been on a crowded bus or train and come across that person who puts their bag on the seat next to them? Yeah, that’s the selfish seat hoarder. I always wonder if their bag has a preferred seat number or something. Excuse me, is your bag in seat 6A or 6B today?
Selfish Selfies
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Let's talk about those people who take selfies in public places without caring about others. They’re like, Hold up, Eiffel Tower, I need to capture my best angle. Meanwhile, there's a line forming behind them, thinking, Yeah, that’s great, Karen, but some of us want to see the view without your face blocking it!
The Selfish Sock Thief
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I’ve got a sibling who’s a sneaky selfish sock thief. They borrow my socks and then return them in odd pairs! I mean, seriously, am I supposed to start a new fashion trend called the ‘Mismatched Sock Chic’ or what?
Selfish Streamer
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You know, I've watched some gamers who are so selfish, they play multiplayer games solo. They're like, I don’t need a team; I'll take on the whole squad! And then they wonder why they keep getting 'defeated by teamwork' messages. Well, that’s the power of selfishness, folks!
The Selfish Shower Singer
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I have a roommate who's the epitome of selfishness in the morning. He sings loudly in the shower, but it’s not the singing that bothers me; it’s his song choice. I mean, who belts out 'It's Raining Men' at 7 am when we all just want five more minutes of sleep?!
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