7 Jokes For Sandwich

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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I asked my sandwich if it wanted to hear a joke. It said, 'Lettuce hear it!
Why did the sandwich break up with the bread? It just couldn't get past its crust issues.
Why did the sandwich go to school? It wanted to be a 'sub'stantial part of education.
Why did the sandwich apply for a job? It wanted to get a little more 'bread' in life.
Why did the sandwich bring a ladder? It wanted to reach the high shelf in the fridge.
Why don't sandwiches play hide and seek? They always get caught between the bread and a hard place.
Why don't sandwiches ever get into arguments? They know how to make up and be 'filling' again.

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