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The Sandwich Snob
Being overly critical of sandwich choices
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The sandwich snob in my life believes that sandwiches are only worth eating if they have a fancy name. He handed me a "Mediterranean Fusion Gastronomic Delight." I took a bite and said, "You mean a veggie wrap?
The Overly Ambitious Sandwich Maker
Trying to fit too many ingredients into one sandwich
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I asked my friend for a simple ham and cheese sandwich. What I got was a ham, cheese, tomato, lettuce, pickles, mustard, mayo, and a side of existential crisis. I had to eat it with a forklift.
The Health Nut Sandwich Enthusiast
Balancing taste and health in a sandwich
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Health freaks and sandwiches – it's like they're in a committed relationship. My friend insists on gluten-free, dairy-free, flavor-free bread. I took a bite, and I swear the sandwich whispered, "I miss butter.
The Paranoid Sandwich Eater
Fearing the unexpected in every bite
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Ever eat a sandwich with someone who's convinced there's a secret ingredient? My friend insisted that his sandwich had a hint of unicorn tears. I told him, "Dude, that's just mustard.
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