6 Jokes For Sandwich

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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I asked the sandwich if it wanted to dance. It said, 'Sure, but hold the mayo!

I told my sandwich a secret. Now it's a sub-which.

I told my sandwich a joke, but it couldn't stop laughing. It had a great sense of 'hum-mustard.

I tried to make a sandwich with alphabet soup. It spelled disaster.

I tried to make a BLT, but I forgot the tomatoes. Now it's just a 'B' sandwich.

I asked my sandwich for dating advice. It said, 'Just be yourself, and everything will be a 'spread'!

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