7 Jokes For Peta

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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I tried to donate money to PETA, but they said they only accept lettuce. Turns out, it was a salad donation!
Did you hear about the PETA member who became a chef? Now they're all about peace, love, and vegetables!
I tried to make a donation to PETA, but they said my puns were too cheesy. I guess they couldn't 'brie'-lieve it!
I told my dog about PETA, and he thought it stood for 'People for the Extra Tasty Alpo.' He's not complaining!
I asked my friend if they were part of PETA. They said, 'No, I'm with PETB - People for the Ethical Treatment of Bacon.
What's a PETA member's favorite dance move? The vegan whip!
Why did the PETA activist bring a ladder to the protest? Because they heard the higher the stakes, the more attention they'd get!

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